Taken by @jimmy_mcclellan
This no game.
Always.
(via d-e-u-s-a-u-d-a-d-e)
Because they are just MTA robots planted there to spy on you
Apropos of the New Yorker article everyone is posting about, ”Inequality in New York’s Subway,” (which combines MTA map with recent census data) fuMTA would like to put in our two cents.
Above are Google images of Sutter Avenue, the most impoverished stop in the MTA system (median income $12,288). As we all know, the quality of train service has an inverse relationship to affluence. The first photo is a prime example, in which you’ll notice that the stairwell leading down from the elevated tracks is actually just a ladder that lands in a barely-disguised pile of scrap metal/syringes.
The subsequent photos provide further evidence that Sutter Avenue is isolated from economic opportunity (the train doesn’t ever arrive). A myriad of churches are available for concentrated prayer aimed towards better, more affordable train service.
This may arrive with the second coming of Christ.
Because sometimes it’s that rough
Source: thatguysonheroin
M.T.A. Bars Group From Soliciting MetroCards in Stations
The Next Stop Project is hoping to gather discarded subway fare cards and combine leftover balances to distribute to needy people.
[The MTA thinks needy people should roll over and die.]
““Customers do change seats as seats become available due to passengers disembarking,” the report said, in language riders would be unlikely to use: “but seat-change maneuvers incur utility costs (movement effort, and risk of desired seat becoming occupied midmaneuver).”
To mitigate this risk, the authors found, riders must often “relinquish their current less-desirable seats in advance of busy stops” to better position themselves near to where “seat-turnover” seems more likely.
“We cannot fully explain seating preference,” the authors added; they “only can describe it.”
Proof that MTA “researchers” are actually robots conducting surveillance on how best to control the human population.
From: Subway Riders’ Quirks Studied - NYTimes.com
(via jasmined)
This is probably currently accurate.
Source: bootywizard:
Police, MTA, Firefighters, and Medical professionals among other VIPS overtook Grand Central. From there they ‘enforce’ what has become the island of Manhattan, isolated after thermonuclear war this forcing it’s residents to live subterranean.
This is my own creation, largely inspired by the novel Metro 2033.
I guess this happens. A lot.
Is this a threat?
An official “safety message” from the Transport Workers Union, Local 100.
MTA Capitalism: You can choose to pay with your cash, or with your time.
But no one escapes the pain.
This is what happens when robots and pirates run the system
Taken by @lakejevine



